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- I love this place. - Yeah, me too.
So strange though.
Why is it called a river?
That's what it is.
Thank you.
It's dried up, you know.
I actually used to come here a lot when I was a kid.
Yeah? Yeah.
I used to ride my bike down there.
It's our new spot.
What, you gonna steal my childhood memories?
No.
We'll just make new ones.
Promise?
Promise.
Give me that thing.
Uh-bup-bup... my camera, my show.
Besides, you're prettier than I am.
No fair.
Don't show my face. Shut up.
Don't show my face.
All right, give me that. No.
I am serious, little missy.
You mess with the bull--
Don't cry.
God!
I love it when you record me.
No, really, I do.
It means that you love me.
What color nail polish is that?
Since when do you care about--
Goddamn it, Kev. You know when to turn that thing off.
Shit.
Get out here now.
I told you not to leave your girlfriend's
damn bike in the damn driveway.
Little slut.
Slut?
Kevin, why are you so fascinated with this thing, hmm?
Don't keep me at arm's length, Kev.
I'm much more fun in the flesh.
And that's all you get.
What the fuck?
Oh, God!
10:30
near downtown Los Angeles a police pursuit.
You see that van there that is just passing--
Holy shit. Kev.
That's just down the block. Are you going to talk about it?
Yes, let's talk about how awesome this fucking chase is!
Look at this.
And I guess you could say he's on the 110 freeway.
Put that thing down and face what's going on.
What's going on?
A crazy ass chase headed right for us.
What do you think is gonna happen?
You think that shit's gonna go viral?
You're gonna become famous?
I got-- I have to go shoot this.
It's sick, Kev.
Put that thing down.
Come on, baby, this is my chance.
Haven't you ever wanted to be
a part of something bigger than you?
Oh, shit!
It's here, it's here.
You made me miss it, fuck!
Kev!
Shit. Shit.
Shit--
Jesus Christ, Grandma.
You little pervert!
Shit, you're gonna make me fucking miss-- Shit, shit.
Fuck, fuck. I missed it.
Get back inside!
It's not safe out here.
Are you filming me?
I'm on my property, man.
I'm on my own property right now.
Seriously!
We're able to see quite a few pedestrians
now gathering out on the streets--
Twitter and YouTube, where people can
track this whole thing and get in on the action,
get their special shots of the driver--
The driver is driving at such a high speed--
You definitely don't want to be out there
and make yourself a target.
Thank you, honey, you made me miss it.
Iris, what the hell.
I'm sorry.
Get back inside!
I will tase your ass
if you don't get inside right now, God dammit.
Iris, get out of the street.
I will get you off the street--
It's my girl--
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Iri-- Iris.
Please come in and have a seat.
I'm detective Hughes.
I'm gonna have to record this conversation, okay?
Uh, tell me your full name?
My name is Scarlett Kay.
And what is your occupation, Miss Kay?
I'm a magician's assistant for Dante the Great.
The tape that you brought in to us,
where did you find that tape?
In his dressing room,
there is a secret compartment
behind the breaker box.
Dante recorded everything.
He always needed an audience.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much
for coming out to the show tonight.
The magician known as Dante the Great
was arrested today.
So just 2 years ago,
Dante the Great was John McMullen.
And he was living in a trailer park in Atlanta
barely making ends meet, couldn't pay the rent.
He would do tricks for all his friends
in the neighborhood.
And he was real good at it.
Cut the cards.
All right. All right.
Oh, yeah, that's the blue--
Pretend like it isn't.
Figured out the trick.
Why don't you make some beer appear?
Be useful.
You know, you guys are real funny
for a bunch of unemployed motherfuckers.
Dante came in possession of a cloak.
Nobody is really sure where he got the cloak.
So the rumors are that Harry Houdini himself
once owned this cloak.
And it frightened Houdini.
So he got rid of it.
Woo!
Well, there's no doubt
that the cloak changed Dante's life forever.
His shows were completely exclusive,
passwords, knocking on doors.
You got to know somebody to even get a ticket.
That was the most amazing show I've ever seen.
He picked my pocket.
From mid-balcony he picked my pocket,
from the stage! I don't know how he did it.
We were in the show at 7 o'clock in New York.
We walk out of the doors...
We're in LA. We're in LA.
I-- I-- I'm kind of fucking pissed,
but I'm kind of like this is the most amazing thing
I've ever seen.
His illusions were on a different level
than anyone else.
Today's magic is dead.
You want to-- you want to learn the trick,
go Google, go find it.
It's on Wikipedia.
You will never discover how I do it.
Hello, rabbit.
Firefighters arrived
on the scene to see heavy flames on the east side.
Not a lot of wind this afternoon,
so they're hoping to keep this contained--
No word of any injuries
or anyone inside.
We have an audience tonight, so why aren't you working?
What?
What do you want from me?
The cloak's power comes from what's inside it.
But he had to feed it
and it was only hungry for one thing.
Dante, oh, my God, turn it off.
It's not funny.
Can you hand me a towel?
Seriously?
There were some people that went missing
that were close to Dante.
Some of his assistants, no bodies, no evidence.
Just gone.
Tell me what was your first impression of Dante
when you met him.
The first time I met him
I was auditioning for one of his shows
and I was really nervous.
He was my idol.
Oh, my God.
Scarlet...
she's different.
I just know it was her
and we were meant to work together,
meant to be great together.
So you always wanted to be a magician's assistant?
No, I wanted to be a magician.
I wanted to work with him
because I thought I would get to learn
how to do the tricks and the illusions,
but no one on the crew knew how he did anything.
That was frustrating to say the least.
Take five, guys.
I know that this can all be very confusing to begin with.
It can take a lifetime of practice.
And you're-- you're brand new.
Let's say,
you and I just put all this work aside
and tonight you have dinner with me.
What do you say? Hmm?
No, I have-- I have a thing.
Cancel it.
He is picking me up in an hour.
Oh.
Clay is my ex-boyfriend.
When's the last time you heard from Clay, Miss Kay?
A month.
How was your relationship with Clay?
Clay had a temper, but it was okay.
We were okay.
You weren't just an employee of Dante, right?
I mean, you guys had some kind of a relationship?
We became really close working together.
How'd you do that?
I'll show you.
We are going to film this one, all right.
That was close.
We're gonna try it again.
All right.
Now, on the count, one, two, three.
Look at that, perfect sleight of hand.
He was my friend.
Just friends?
He was more than just my friend.
The tapes that Scarlett brought in
indicated several violent murders
that incriminated Dante in the disappearance of
at least two of the magician assistants
and her ex-boyfriend Clay Bowland.
Were you aware that Dante was going to confront Clay?
No.
Sit!
What a dick.
I'm sorry.
My shows are something that will reveal
from the darkness great light.
You'll come through doorways
that you didn't even know were there,
and see something unbelievable.
But you have to believe it
because it's right there in front of your eyes.
We're recording here.
Get on the stage! Hands down!
All right, all right. Are these guys with you?
No! No!
I'm gonna need your badge number.
You have the right to remain silent.
Keep rolling, keep rolling.
The cloak,
when he has it on, he's different.
I can assure you, it's nothing magical,
othing supernatural.
It's just a sociopath.
Hold on to your tickets.
There's gonna be a big finale.
What I need right now from you is the truth.
I can't have anymore stories about magic.
I'm telling you the truth.
I know now that what he does, they're not illusions.
It's magic.
There's no such thing as magic.
What is the first rule?
You never tell the brooms how the trick is done.
I saw what you did.
What am I supposed to do with you now?
I know you murdered those women!
It wasn't me.
Not you?
What is it?
What is that then?
Real magic.
Get down on the ground!
Get down! Down! Down!
Gentlemen.
Welcome...
to the show.
No!
Nothing up my sleeve!
Suspect down.
What the hell?
Ta-da.
What are you doing?
Scarlett, stop.
Give that to me.
No!
Give me the cloak!
Scarlett!
Give it to me!
Don't make me do this!
Dante, please.
Dante?
I'm so sorry, my dear.
I'm sorry, my dear.
No! No!
So where is Dante now?
That's a great question.
I know our entire department is looking for him.
We have gotten assistance from the FBI.
It's only a matter of time.
I like to think that he is somewhere...
planning his comeback.
We talked, we talked few months back.
He missed me.
He said he's coming for a visit, he'll come.
He's coming.
He always does.
He comes home.
Where did the cloak end up?
Nobody knows for sure.
We're down to this interchange --
LAPD right behind it.
We'll see which way he turns.
Iris, pick up that fucking phone.
Help.
Iris. Help, please.
Baby.
I don't know what they're gonna do to me.
Baby, don't hang up, don't hang up.
Baby!
Fuck!
What the fuck?
Hey, what are you doing? You're gonna miss it.
Miss what?
Can you see it?
They're coming this way.
Oh, man.
See you on YouTube, bitches.
Holy shit!
Look, there's another guy.
You got to help me.
They came back on the 110 freeway.
He's really picking up some speed.
Stop!
You little prick, you slowed us down!
I don't give a fuck about you guys' video,
that thing took my girlfriend.
Will you fuck off already?
You don't understand, it's coming back around.
Yeah, no shit.
Man, you're not listening to me.
It's going in circles on purpose.
Oh, shit!
No, oh, my God!
Let go! Let go!
No!
Fuck!
Take my arm!
Grab him!
I can't get to him!
Shh.
There are reports now
that there might actually be a hostage situation
and so LAPD is going in a surveillance mode.
Stupid girl's bike.
Shit, he's turning around again.
Fuck, this can't be happening.
Don't make fun of your brother.
What's he going to do about it, huh?
One more strike, he's back in for five to ten.
Now give me a burger before I give you
some matching eye shadow.
This thing has my girlfriend. Please help me.
Fuck!
You had the cojones to turn me in?
I got your cojones right here.
Who the fuck is that motherfucker, eh?
Lucy, where did you get the camera?
Daddy. He has a truck full of them.
I'm sorry!
You brought that to my uncle's house?
Do something, Uncle Alberto!
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Erase that.
Oh!
Oh, my God, a huge explosion right below--
Pussy!
Don't make it. Don't make it. Trip, trip, trip, fall, fall.
Don't make it. Don't make it.
Fuck. Whoo!
Son of a-- fucktard.
Why are we shooting? Did you get that?
Uh, no. Oh, that was the one?
Oh, no, dude, I wasn't rolling. Holy fuck.
- Yeah, we got to go again. - Did you get that?
What the fuck, man?
Your Craigslist ad said you could operate
that shitty ass camera.
You said your skating didn't suck dick.
You guys are not allowed to be up here.
Go back to your house.
Hey, you got that shit!
You got that shit.
Fuck.
Oh-ho! That was so trill.
All right, just the focus, it was bad.
So one more.
Get the fuck out of here.
Three, two, one, action.
We are good.
All clear, big dog.
Jeez.
Did you get that?
Sorry, dude, the battery just, like, fell out.
We got to go again. What the fuck?
What are we paying you for, man?
Swear to God, if you fucked up my car,
I'm calling the cops. Fuck you.
Get back in your car.
Merry Christmas, dick. Put 'em on.
Oh, fuck that. Those look stupid.
Then do this, and then do--
Well, you're gonna help me out with a ride.
Hey, I got-- I got a nice vagina
just waiting for you.
Yeah, right.
I got the vag on head all day.
I got vagina all day.
Do it, little homie.
Oh, man, are you okay, dude? My bad.
Semper fi, dickhole!
Hoo-ra!
I'm just directing a web series
right now about abused dolphins...
and then I freelance as a bartender.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
I'm coming. Keep fighting, keep fighting.
Keep punching.
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Can't believe we got kicked out for that shit, dude.
I almost shot those dudes.
Yeah, right.
If it was life or death you would have left me chilling.
You would have bailed-- Not even--
Excuse me, do you have a dollar?
Nah, take this. I bit the end, but-- so...
I spent all my money on this fucking
filmer guy over here.
I got a stogie left if you want it.
You need a light?
Oh, yeah. No problem.
Fight the hobo! Bum fight! Dude, are you serious?
I go to sleep fucked up not knowing
I peed in a bottle right next to me.
I wake up in the morning, like, fuck, I need water, you know.
Bro, I grabbed the bottle and just gulp,
gulp and then-- it still tasted like beer though.
There's this one time I went inside this
old '80s hardcore band,
these people were front flipping and shit.
All of a sudden--
Front flipping, people were front flipping?
Oh, yeah, front flipping into the crowd.
See, I told you people can front flip.
Oh, dude, shut the fuck.
I look over and my homeboy's like throwing kids,
like just throwing them into the wall and shit.
Little kids? Throwing little kids into the wall?
No, no, dude, they're like 20.
Boom!
The fat guy's homie or should I say brother.
Was he bleeding? Fucking no.
I'm gonna fucking pistol whip the shit out of you
if you interrupt me one more time.
Yeah, don't touch my shit.
Dude, we need a new fucking spot to finish this video.
My cousin told me about this ditch in Tijuana.
He said it's always empty, totally secret.
You got gas money?
I'm not paying.
Hey, hey, Sam!
Hey, Sam! Dude, it's Shaun.
Whatever the fuck. Come here.
When are we gonna finish my skate video?
Uh, it's done.
Hey, do you still have your dad's credit card?
Yeah. Dude, we cannot go to TJ.
You know that fool Carlos in third period?
The cartel stuffed his uncle in a barrel of acid.
Dude, let's go.
You can go and fuck up the filming some more
Tijuana is fine now. The drug dealers all left.
They got, they got fire crackers,
they got weed, they don't card for alcohol.
Get the big ones.
Make sure they are not a dud. Check them.
There you go. There you go. There you go.
This is a very serious piece of equipment.
You have sex, keep it on.
This kid throws $20 for gas
and he gets the fucking titty cam.
Now that goes for both of you.
If you have sex, keep your cameras on.
Oh, damn, what's up? You want a swig of this?
Tell your sister to go home. She's got syphil-herpe.
But the fact is faces of death in jackass,
they sell more than every skateboard video combined.
Yo, dude, do you know where we are?
Do you know where the fuck we are?
I do not.
I've been lost for hours.
Seriously, these comebacks are boring.
Is that a fucking earthquake?
I just survived a Mexican earthquake.
Hey, how often do you guys clean
your skateboard wheels?
This wasn't-- what I was thinking of,
but you can skate this, yeah?
Yeah. No doubt.
Smells like your mom.
You all know how to climb fences?
Jason, did you turn on your camera?
Oh, this whack ass titty cam.
Hey, guys, turn on your cameras.
Ta-da. Turn on your camera.
It's been-- fuck off.
Pour some for the homies, gas money!
Whoa!
Hey, guys, uh-- ooh!
Hey, dickhead, you think --
Oh, got a missed call.
Are we really gonna start filming or what?
Oh, remember that one time you did a shitty kick flip
and got more views than porn.
It's a bunch of dog shit.
Dude, this place is weird.
I ain't going back. We just walked 3 hours.
Something fucking worth showing people.
No one wants to see you guys go backward
and forward for 4 fucking hours.
Hey, hey, go on the barrel? The barrel?
On top of the barrel and do a front flip.
A front flip?
I don't want you to come off that barrel until you do.
This goes out to your momma.
You be in the front.
That was the shittiest front flip.
That fucking camera guy is weird, dude.
I know. He got this weird ass look on his face
like he wants to touch me.
I want gas-- gas money kid's sister instead.
Do you want to be immortal
or do you want to be a giant vagina monster?
I will front kick your asshole.
I know some chick,
she's all fucked up at the park.
You know, on the bleachers how they have gaps?
She fell between them like the top one
and boom, boom.
Yeah, that was real fucking sad.
Don't block your dick hand.
At least your mom got two dick hands.
Ah! Fuck.
Dude, dude, is that bleeding?
What the fuck? Hot as my balls.
What the fuck?
Cool.
Where did she come from?
Is she a ninja?
Are you a ninja?
Dude, your sister followed us here.
Hey, what's wrong with her?
Hey, I'm just-- I'm just kidding.
Hey, my name is Taylor.
No, seriously, though I'm a director.
So if you want me to throw you in some movies
or something, we could do that.
Hey, video guy, your dad's a good singer.
Dude, let's bounce...
Oh, shit. What the fuck?
Oh, what the fuck, dude?
Shit.
Hey, I'm gonna shoot one of these motherfuckers up.
Oh, shit.
Get the fuck off him.
Get off that kid.
Do what you got to do, man,
What am I doing? Man, where are you going?
I don't know, man.
Dude, back up.
Dude, don't--
Oh, my fucking God!
Yo, is that fire blood?
Yeah, definitely.
They got a disease. Dude, use your gun.
What the fuck!
I only got one more bullet.
Where the fuck is gas money kid going?
Oh, shit.
Hey, hey, dog, I think they killed gas money kid.
Don't talk, just fight.
Bitch-- bitch -- little fucking bitch!
Dude, they're everywhere.
What are you doing?
Oh, what-- what--
Help, Doug, help!
What the...
What's up, motherfuckers!
Fuck.
Oh, fuck that. Vamonos!
Thirteen motherfucker!
Fuck! Hey, you all good?
You were kind of crazy.
Hey, we killed a lot of fools.
Killed a lot of fools.
Let's get the fuck out of here, psycho.
Motherfucker, they killed gas money kid
and camera guy, man.
What the fuck is--
Oh, shit.
Run!
Go under, dog, go under!
Hey, hold them off for me!
Help me fucking, psycho. What are you doing?
Just give me a second, fool.
Get the fuck out of here!
Run!
Come on, motherfucker.
Let's go!
We're not dead, motherfucker.
don't stop till the border!
Hang on! I'm still rolling!
Me too, little --
Hey, do you feel as bad as I do
about gas money kid and camera guy?
Yeah.
Come on, dude!
Something's slowing me down.
Are you fucking serious?
Police are warning
it's a very dangerous situation.
They are struggling to stay ahead of.
There are now reports of 11 fires
burning out of control across the city.
People should absolutely be staying inside.
Do not...
Stop the fucking car.
Please stop.
Trust me, baby, I, uh--
What the fuck?
I need your help! I need your help!
You fuck.
You keep going. Don't worry about that.
Keep going. We could edit that out.
All right.
And just ignore the guy driving it.
Now just forget--
don't-- don't even think about him.
Trust me, baby, I'm a pro at this.
Yeah, right there.
Oh, yeah, that's beautiful.
That's it. Take it slow, slow.
Slow gets them.
Slow is what sucks them in.
Aren't you gonna join me?
I only like to watch, baby.
Make sure you are in focus.
Yeah, they know they can't touch you
and it gets them even more.
That's it, slow.
You don't recognize me, do you?
I do this 8 days a week, baby.
I might have-- I don't know.
I don't know why, but I don't know how to--
Now do you recognize me?
What--
What the fuck? Turn around you--
Sorry.
Fuck with my rhythm.
Sorry.
Okay. Now keep going. Keep going.
We could edit that out.
That's it, don't worry about anything.
We're in our own little sanctuary.
Yes, yes, round and slow.
You're good. You're very-- I knew you were--
Yeah, you like this?
Don't talk. It's better if you don't talk.
Just show me.
Okay.
Now that's it. Very good.
Nice and slow.
Touch yourself.
Attagirl. Yeah.
Camera. Now! What the fuck?
Don't shoot in my face. Don't shoot in my face.
I don't care aboutyour face, asshole.
Let's see that pretty body of yours.
Go ahead, strip.
Fuck you, bitch!
Do it. Do it now.
How does it feel, huh?
Wow, you're the whole package.
I can't wait to introduce you to my mom.
Fuck this shit.
100 bucks or no 100 bucks.
Keep driving.
Maybe I'll make your retarded friend strip next, huh?
A little threesome.
What a turn on you are, yeah.
So good, baby.
Wait a second. I know you.
Millions of guys do, thanks to your website.
It was your ex-boyfriend.
You shouldn't have dumped him, lady.
I didn't film you.
All I did was buy the footage for my blog.
I got a blog.
It's called nutlesswonders.com.
Oh, don't. Please, don't.
Oh, lesson learned.
Loud and fucking clear, man.
Oh, take it down.
My tits made you money. So now I'm here for my cut.
Here's the good part.
I bet people will pay to watch me shoot your dick off.
Want to see whose video gets more hits?
Let's make a hole in you and show them.
Bitch!
Come on, let's see that tongue out.
Get your tongue out like I told you.
You want me to do it now, bitch?
Stick it out or I'll fucking turn it purple.
Who's got you now, you smart ass?
Hey, you want a cut?
Why are you so fascinated with this thing?
I'm serious, little missy.
You mess with the bull--
Don't cry.
It's our new spot.
What? You're gonna steal my childhood memories?
No. We'll just make new ones.
Promise.
Iris.
Kev.
Iris.
You're filming it, aren't you?
So good, baby.nThat means you're a part of it.
A part of what?
We're gonna finish it.
What are you talking about?
I think you know.
It's been filming us the whole time.
What the fuck?
Are you sick, Kev? We're all sick.
Oh, my God.
What did I do?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Iris, where are you?
Iris, tell me you're okay.
Just start the upload.
I can't...
I can't.
Haven't you ever wanted to be a part of
something bigger than you?
You don't know what's happening out there.
There's videos, they fuck people up.
Do it.
Oh. Do it.
I can't. I can't do it.
I can't-- Stop-- For fuck's sake--
Do it. I can't. I can't do it.
Haven't you ever wanted to be a part of
something bigger than you?
I don't understand what's happening.
Do it!
No, stop. Fuck! Fuck!
Wait, wait, okay. Stop, stop.
I'll do it.
Fuck.
What did I do?
What the fuck? What did I do?
You want it to go viral.
Stop. Stop.
Stop it.
Stop.
This is gonna go viral, this is gonna go viral.
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